@JediGigi: If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next.
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@stockejock: 'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions.
@brandynwiththey: I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.
@jctwritesstuff: *hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*