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@CanadianCyn: If I went back in time I'd tell myself...

"Don't wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!"

If I went back in time I’d tell myself… 

“Don’t wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!”

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