@tarashoe: if i were a cab driver, i'd scream "ROAD TRIP" every time i got a passenger
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@robdelaney: Reminder: Please just hit the "RT" button on my tweets if you're ugly. Don't want people associating your busted face with my art.
@Its_Miss_Riss: I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds.
@ErrenMichaels: The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking.