@weismanjake: If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.
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@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
@jngraphs: When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy
@TheresNoGodzila: When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back.
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.