@weismanjake: If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.
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@bonehugsnirony: The best way to move on after a breakup is to be open to trying new things. Today I'm throwing rocks at joggers.
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.