@MisterBombay: If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing
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@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@JennyPentland: I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'.
@FilthyRichmond: Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.