@MisterBombay: If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing
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@GensPlace: Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'.
@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?
@MartaEffing: I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables.
@eff_yeah_steph: Him: Is this a sex thing? Me: *smoothing mashed potatoes over my chest* Ew, no. This is just my tater-top.