@daemonic3: If I were a ghost, I'd spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" on the Ouija board just to waste those idiots' time.
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@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@NicestHippo: POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops
@TheToddWilliams: Young MacDonald had a farm, Heavy GMO. The corn's pest-free but side effects, Are more or less unknown.
@thats_a_morey: I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please." Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK