@bholejuice: If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites.
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@CulturedRuffian: I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time.
@Vivalazoso: The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors.
@LoveNLunchmeat: You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands.
@caliluvgirl77: [tightening roller skates] "stop worrying about me mom, I'm in a very dangerous gang, but we are really fast"