@heatherjs: If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, "I'll cut you."
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@WhatevaConc: [At the register] "Find everything ok?" "No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."
@UtilityLimb: WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE
@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.