@heatherjs: If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, "I'll cut you."
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@junejuly12: Nothing like suddenly seeing a spider on the ceiling to make you realize you don't need a nap anyway.
@Cheeseboy22: Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in.
@iinkedZombie: 5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son
@Lowenaffchen: Katana is Japanese for "sword". In Japan they have great respect for swords and their moms dont knock them off the wall while vacuuming