@heatherjs: If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, "I'll cut you."
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@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
@tchrquotes: thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT
@jollyrobber: You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
@KeetPotato: "if you could be any animal what would you be" a cat "why a cat" [imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason] naps and stuff