@crunchenhanced: If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model.
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@HatfieldAnne: I will not buy ornamental gourds this year! I WILL NOT BUY GOURDS! *buys all the gourds (and a hay bale)
@TomDaddario: My wife's favorite position was cat style. She'd sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn't come near me
@LurkAtHomeMom: [10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut
@jakob_huber: "Get me another beer, boy" "Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby" "It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"