@crunchenhanced: If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model.
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@thenatewolf: Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
@TheMichaelRock: Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: i'll never forget what my Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"