@crunchenhanced: If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model.
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@MiahSaint: Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War
@baronvonbike: Do you think police always say “Do you know why I pulled you over?” on the off chance that you’ll admit to some high crime? “Shit... Was it the treason?”
@SirEviscerate: *tunnels out of prison cell, pops up in the warden's office in an entirely different prison* aw come ON