@RandomManik: If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'.
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@samalmightysam: The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
@AbbyHasIssues: I react to the UPS guy delivering my Amazon package the way geese react to people with bread.
@vineyille: My self driving car crashes into the amazon go store, aisle after aisle of destroyed canned goods are automatically added to my order