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@Reverend_Scott: If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man.

My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free.

If I were a superhero, I’d be Pizza Man.

My one-liners would be cheesy, and I’d save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free.

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