Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Reverend_Scott: If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man.

My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free.

If I were a superhero, I’d be Pizza Man.

My one-liners would be cheesy, and I’d save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free.

COMMENTS