@Dawn_M_: If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway.
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@Phook75: They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.
@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@theevilwriter: Tip: if you often say things like "there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers.