@CharlieDontSrf: If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out
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@BlindChow: dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just– dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?
@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry
@Manda_like_wine: In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread.
@LoriLuvsShoes: So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, "that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"