@CharlieDontSrf: If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out
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@Elizasoul80: Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full.
@theDanLawler: New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much
@TheDairylandDon: No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek.
@kumailn: "I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me." "We're terrified of dentists." "I'll kill a lion!" "It was a beloved lion with a name." "Dammit."