@CharlieDontSrf: If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out
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@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
@CVTBaby: I don't ALWAYS post filthy tweets, but when I do, it is right after I'm followed by someone with "my Lord and Savior" in their bio.
@thenatewolf: *Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*
@Playing_Dad: My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident. Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store.