@CharlieDontSrf: If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out
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@just1fool: Autocorrect changed, "Felt good right?" to "Hours of delight" so I sent it because it's not my lie at this point.
@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."
@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.