@deardilettante: If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like.
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@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Not only did I find 5 grey hairs on the top of my head but they were also sticking straight up. So....I'm transforming into Albert Einstein.
@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic