@Elizasoul80: If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.
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@just1fool: Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location.
@seamussaid: dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them "queues"
@jordan_stratton: COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen.