@Elizasoul80: If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.
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@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.
@sageboggs: The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
@BrettDruck: They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ.