@arealliveghost: if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body
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@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"
@envydatropic: There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen
@CroweJam: There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over.