@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
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@ConanOBrien: You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancée by the way he hasn’t murdered her.
@withanewname: Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special.
@bobvulfov: [cop taps on my fogged up car window on make-out hill] ME: *alone holding a huge steamy bucket of fried chicken* what's the problem officer