@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
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@TheCatWhisprer: A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions.
@gobmentcheese: I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, "I read what you said on the internet."
@That_Damn_Duck: Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman.
@smashbrown_: Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. "Just leave, before they change their mind."