@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
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@dulcetry: One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said "friggity diggity" please do not rt
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off
@Not_James_Vogel: Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.