@IamEnidColeslaw: if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up
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@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
@daemonic3: [grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"
@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.