@IamEnidColeslaw: if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up
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@NourHadidi: Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children.
@sarcasm_inc: *at a loud house party* Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER
@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.