@IamEnidColeslaw: if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up
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@histwaddle: Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen.
@nachdermas: my favorite 15th century artist? definitely uh [thinking of the ninja turtles but trying to not pick an obvious one] master splinter
@KalvinMacleod: ME: how can I make u proud? MOM: reach for the stars NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: the closest star is 93 million miles away. You’ll never get there.