@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.
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@KelleysBreakRm: The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
@TheBlessMess: My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
@KingRainhead: i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it