@jwoodham: If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake," I would've been like "wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."
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@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
@bourgeoisalien: We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us
@jamespianka: "And the award for Most British Name goes to..." *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* "Helena Bonha-" *spews*
@Rollinintheseat: Tiptoeing would be much more fun if your toes made that tinkling sound like they do in cartoons.