@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.
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@stellarjulez808: If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.
@Not_Uncle_Hoot: I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors.
@caperbc75: I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all "She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"
@hbombmom: Friendly parenting reminder - as the weather starts to get nicer, don't forget to close the windows before you yell at your kids.