@gwatts77: If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook.
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@SomthinBoutSara: I'm so stoned........ It took me three tries to turn out the bathroom light. Turns out the toilet flush handle does not control the lights.
@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
@lukeoneil47: I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window