@gwatts77: If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook.
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@StymieBrewer: Today I accidentally dropped my sunglasses into the toilet and flushed them. Tomorrow a very cool alligator will rule the sewers.
@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.