@PurrrrrfectCat: If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.
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@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.
@robdelaney: If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp.
@iamspacegirl: friends who just got married: We were kind of hoping you'd stick to the registry. me *crestfallen*: you don't like the jukebox of screams?