@tarashoe: if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin
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@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions