@Fickle_Filly: If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire.
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@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
@smint: In my pocket is a computer far more powerful than the one that took Apollo11 to the Moon. I use it to photograph food & fling birds at pigs.
@AngstromHoot: Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
@iGreenMonk: "Hey. Can I call you back? I'm in a middle of something." "You said that a week ago." "Ya. I'm still working on it."