@Fickle_Filly: If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire.
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@Shot_Of_Cabo: If you guys don't hear from your sexy lady friend TC today it's because he's spending Father's Day with his family.
@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
@kumailn: Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!
@AaronFullerton: Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?