@Fickle_Filly: If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire.
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@JamieGreenlees: Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's.
@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed