@LuvPug: If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza.
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@jjhartinger: I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."
@1Bad_Scientist: Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?