@LuvPug: If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza.
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@MarfSalvador: [Camping] Her: You didn't bring food? Him: No Her: Or toilet paper? Him: Why would we need toilet paper if we don't have food?
@tbhjustkoaIa: i love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life