@LuvPug: If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza.
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@shanethevein: I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes.
@brennadine: [Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet
@eedrk: adrenaline does crazy shit to the human body. i saw a lady trapped under a car and suddenly felt a surge of energy so i went to the gym
@ninetek: if people paid attention to safety warnings at industrial sites, we'd have way fewer super heroes