@Sassafrantz: If I'm ever reincarnated I hope I get to be a bear because I'll be like "stop playing dead, I used to be human. That shits not gonna work!"
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@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
@aimlessamers: Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right.
@OneFunnyMummy: Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.
@adamlucidi: Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!