@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
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@ElKnuckelhombre: My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said "HELP ME!". It was not.
@ceejoyner: Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback.
@samalmightysam: I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station.