@Adar79Angie: If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack.
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@panmidwest: [end of long conversation] HER: let me give you my number ME: great! [forgot name] how do you spell your name? HER: ME: HER: k-i-m ME:
@realdealbiehl: Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun.
@hazelmotes1: When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue.
@MatCro: ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you