@Tmoney68: If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much.
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@DrDogMD: PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
@kivtur: *steps out of the time machine* Me: what year is this? Wife: Stop playing with the washing machine.
@jaelco26: I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition.