@DirtMcTurd: If I'm guilty of anything it's that I care too much, that and murder
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@ericONEderful: A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.