@prsnprincess: If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?
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@luvmyADHD: When I die I really hope that as a ghost I can travel and not be stuck in one place. I have people to scare and some I want to see naked.
@xLiserx: Trench coats are dangerous. How do you know who’s a detective, a flasher, or two muppets? You just don’t know. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW!!
@Darlainky: My dog is always using my legs as a pillow, but the one time I lay down on him he acts like I should get out of his kennel.