@prsnprincess: If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?
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@DancesWithTamis: Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
@Social_Mime: Cop - Have you been drinking? Me - No, just taking my photo with R2D2 here. Cop - Sir that's a fire hydrant.