@briangaar: If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then "sucks" underneath
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iamspacegirl: *I open my McDonald's bag and a bunch of dirty pigeons fly out* Narrator: The McPigeon, new from McDonald's
@kwkorpi: Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night! With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store.
@Marcmywords2: The family you've pictured in your mind, is never the one that shows up at the BBQ.