@Glitta_J: If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra
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@danjan13: Pancake in Spanish is panqueque, which translates back into English as *does raise the roof motion* bread whaaaat whaaaat
@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.
@Kim_pulsive: There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug