@fillthevacuum: If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once.
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@Dustinkcouch: Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.
@nayomeewallace: Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
@TheAlexNevil: I've made friends on Twitter I never would've met in real life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything less than $200.
@ElodiaHugesfxh: "You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can't you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
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