@greg_vee: If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.
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@shawnries: Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.
@AGreaterMonster: As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty.