@greg_vee: If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you.
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@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.
@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
@DsTwitz: If guys were smart they would forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls buying frozen dinners and cat food.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: If you want a waitress to leave you alone for a half hour, tell her you need 5 more minutes to order.