@swiftenhaal: If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys.
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@seandunn76: Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get.
@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues.
@rickolantern: Went to my niece's elementary school field day last week. I won every single event. Every. Single. Event.