@swiftenhaal: If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys.
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@calamitydaisy: I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window.
@HansomeHoosier: "You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit." - Old Southern Proverb
@krakkenlackin: Critics are raving about Mud. "It's like dirt but wet" says one. "Oh god it's in my eyes" says another