@bkdcasey: If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie.
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@philgibson01: "This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash" What do you mean? "It's all denty"
@miller_tm: Just got an email from dominoes said "easy and delicious" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!
@jwoodham: All of my passwords are the names of various "Friends" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel.