@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.
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@krustythe_klown: A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says "youre going to hell". The bum yells "Damn, Im on the wrong bus" ! :D
@MissNaughty1801: 7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?
@SergioValenCo: If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.
@ScottFilmCritic: If you only see one raccoon getting a marriage proposal today, make it this one.