@CheryeDavis: If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
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@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
@JohnLyonTweets: Hope you enjoy my new song, "Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."
@Lisabug74: 1974: 3 hours to buy a movie ticket. 1989: Welcome to Movie-Fone! 2017: *streams Star Wars on toilet*
@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.