@badbanana: If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?
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@rockymomax: [i bite into an apple and a swarm of bees comes flying out] "this gives me an idea for a restaurant"
@E_lok44: Based on the amount of animal hair, clinging to your t-shirt, I'm going to pass on your homemade cookies, thank you.
@anylaurie16: Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, “the ablest person I’ve ever worked with.” Well, I can see why he’s a hit with the ladies.