@badbanana: If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?
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@SuperApple8: If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.
@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
@michael_raphone: there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job