@rustygunter: If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!
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@RandiLawson: Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy.
@KentWGraham: My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card.
@thatdutchperson: [first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally
@murrman5: my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do