@Lisabug74: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
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@jakefromstfarm3: If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
@DanMentos: "So you met the victim on tinder" Yes "Do you often meet women on tinder"? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*
@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call