@_Tempo11: If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea.
@noog: sumtimes i go 2 hard tho
@TitansHomer: My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money.
She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse.
@meowsepink: Dollar Tree pregnancy tests.
For when you only want to be 35% sure.
@atDevin: "AUGHHGGUAUGGHGHGHGHGGGGH!!!!!!!!" - killer wail
@Underchilde: Just because I’ve lost my mind doesn’t mean I’m looking for it.