@_Tempo11: If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea.
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@Tierno158: My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."