@_Tempo11: If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea.
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@Maxine12333: Friend gave me a 'stress' ball to squeeze when I'm tense. Did what I always do when nervous, I ate it.
@DraggingFeeties: The hardest part of making new friends is weeding out the people who just want to sell you leggings.
@KaysNH: If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, "Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"
@fro_vo: Wife: can you pick up milk on your way home Me: can't he just get a ride home with friends Wife: again, our son's name is not Milk