@lovemydogduck: If it screams, it's not food yet
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@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.
@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.
@AGStr8upNinja: She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk.