@lovemydogduck: If it screams, it's not food yet
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@MelvinofYork: Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?
@robdelaney: If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say "Friend, you're wearing sweatpants." They might not know.
@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.