@lovemydogduck: If it screams, it's not food yet
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@WildeThingy: "I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
@noduffers: Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives
@dreamsinchocola: My husbands signature move is running to town "real quick" and coming home 5 hours later.