@Kneevyl: If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now.
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@jjhartinger: him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man.
@Swishergirl24: When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word "literally"
@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.