@Kneevyl: If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now.
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@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@weinerdog4life: Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.
@stockejock: Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.