@calluptome: If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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@amselts: After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet
@TheBoydP: No one makes eye contact in a restroom after being "loud" in a stall. Women because they're embarrassed Men because they'll start laughing
@fivethirtyeight: Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post.
@oakhillbargrill: Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard