@calluptome: If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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@ibid78: *uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day.
@PattyArquette: Finally all the people in the White House are being polite. They are all running around saying "pardon me."
@dire_beard: 911: What's your emergency? Me: Whatcha dooooin'? 911: Sir, are you in danger? Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly
@Brianhopecomedy: Walked into the kitchen and saw my wife laughing while putting a banana in the garbage disposal so I think I'll sleep in the other room.