@calluptome: If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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@EJGomez: taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what
@lloydrang: Never mistake my kindness for weakness. Never mistake my silence for approval. And never, ever, mistake my appetizer for a sharing platter.
@Kamikaze_Blonde: "Why would anyone lie on the internet?" I asked, as Hugh Jackman carried me to the bedroom.