@NakedHangover: If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?
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@measday519: Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so...
@AlanFelyk: I like to write "made you look" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots.
@theshamingofjay: The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job