@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
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@DirtyySouthMess: Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well.
@Tommytoughstuff: [job interview] "So what would you say is your biggest weakness?" "I'm pretty bad at reading situations." *tries to kiss interviewer*
@johnofah: Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.