@CakeThrottle: If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters.
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@ArfMeasures: DATE: In my room when I was younger [smiles] I used to sing with a hairbrush ME [spits out drink] I never even knew hairbrushes could sing
@OneWonderWoman: A facebook friend posted, "I'm not ashamed of Jesus." It took every single ounce of my willpower not to reply, "Uh oh. What did he do now?"
@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.