@CakeThrottle: If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters.
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@Frankie_Val: 100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail
@PaperWash: If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart.
@TheBossyBlonde: If you have never had a friend that you haven't contemplated leaving at a gas station forever I applaud you.
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.